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Julia

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Joined 20-08-2019 14:52

Story from 20-08-2019 14:53 Read Comments (2)

Today, I got a letter summoning me to court for leaving the scene of a car accident I had in London. I live in Manchester and don't own a car.

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Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four.

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Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless.